When the Devil is too busy And Death’s a bit too much They call on me by name you see, For my special touch. To the Gentlemen I’m Miss Fortune To the Ladies I’m Sir Prize But call me by any name Any way it’s all the same
I’m the fly in your soup I’m the pebble in your shoe I’m the pea beneath your bed I’m a bump on every head I’m the peel on which you slip I’m a pin in every hip I’m the thorn in your side Makes you wriggle and writhe And it’s so easy when you’re evil This is the life, you see The Devil tips his hat to me I do it all because I’m evil And I do it all for free Your tears are all the pay I’ll ever need
While there’s children to make sad While there’s candy to be had While there’s pockets left to pick While there’s grannies left to trip down the stairs I’ll be there, I’ll be waiting ’round the corner It’s a game. I’m glad I’m in it ‘Cause there’s one born every minute And it’s so easy when you’re evil This is the life, you see The Devil tips his hat to me I do it all because I’m evil And I do it all for free Your tears are all the pay I’ll ever need
I pledge my allegiance, to all things dark And I promise on my damned soul To do as I am told, Lord Beelzebub Has never seen a soldier quite like me Not only does his job, but does it happily.
I’m the fear that keeps you awake I’m the shadows on the wall I’m the monsters they become I’m the nightmare in your skull I’m a dagger in your back An extra turn on the rack I’m the quivering of your heart A stabbing pain, a sudden start.
And it’s so easy when you’re evil This is the life, you see The Devil tips his hat to me I do it all because I’m evil And I do it all for free Your tears are all the pay I’ll ever need And I do it all for free Your tears are all the pay I’ll ever need And I do it all for free Your tears are all the pay I’ll ever need
It gets so lonely being evil What I’d do to see a smile… Even for a little while…
And no one loves you when you’re evil I’m lying though my teeth! Your tears are all the company I need
I’m your boogieman That’s what I am I’m here to do whatever I can Be it early mornin’, late afternoon Or at midnight, it’s never too soon
To wanna please you To wanna please you To wanna do it all, all for you I wanna be your, be your rubber ball I wanna be the one, ya love most of all – oh yeah
I’m your boogieman, boogieman (Turn me on) I’m your boogieman, boogieman (Do what you want) I’m your boogieman, boogieman (Turn me on) I’m your boogieman, boogieman (Do what you want)
I’m your boogieman That’s what I am I’m here to do whatever I can Be it early mornin’, late afternoon Or at midnight, it’s never too soon
To wanna take you I wanna hold you I wanna give me all, all to you And I want you, to completely understand Just where I’m at, and where I am – oh yeah
I’m your boogieman, boogieman (Turn me on) I’m your boogieman, boogieman (Do what you want) I’m your boogieman, boogieman (Turn me on) I’m your boogieman, boogieman (Do what you want)
I’m your boogieman That’s what I am I’m here to do whatever I can Be it early mornin’, late afternoon Or at midnight, it’s never too soon
I wanna be with you I wanna be with you Yeah we’ll be together, you and me I wanna see you Ah get near you I wanna love you Ah from sundown sunup – oh yeah oh yeah
I’m your boogieman That’s what I am I’m here to do whatever I can Be it early mornin’, late afternoon Or at midnight, it’s never too soon To wanna please you I wanna please you To wanna do it all, all for you I wanna be your, be your rubber ball I wanna be the one Ya love most of all I’m your boogieman
You’re such an inspiration for the ways That I’ll never ever choose to be Oh so many ways for me to show you How the savior has abandoned you Fuck your God Your Lord and your Christ He did this Took all you had and Left you this way Still you pray, you never stray Never taste of the fruit You never thought to question why It’s not like you killed someone It’s not like you drove a hateful spear into his side Praise the one who left you Broken down and paralyzed He did it all for you He did it all for you Oh so many many ways for me to show you How your dogma has abandoned you Pray to your Christ, to your god Never taste of the fruit Never stray, never break Never choke on a lie Even though he’s the one who did this to you You never thought to question why Not like you killed someone It’s not like you drove a spiteful spear into his side Talk to Jesus Christ As if he knows the reasons why He did it all for you Did it all for you He did it all for you
Don’t fret precious, I’m here Step away from the window, go back to sleep Safe from pain and truth and choice and other poison devils See, they don’t give a fuck about you like I do Count lies like sheep, like sheep, like sheep, like sheep, like sheep, like sheep Count lies like sheeps, like sheeps, like sheeps, like sheeps, like sheeps, like sheeps Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow Count bodies like sheep to the rhythm of the war drums Count bodies like sheep, like sheep, like sheep, like sheep, like sheep, like sheep Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow Go back to sleep Go back to sleep Count bodies like sheep to the rhythm of the war drums (Go back to sleep) Go back to sleep Count bodies like sheep to the rhythm of the war drums (Go back to sleep) Go back to sleep Count bodies like sheep Go back to Go to sleep, go to sleep, go to sleep, go to sleep, Go to sleep, go to sleep, go to sleep, go to sleep, Go to sleep, go to sleep, go to sleep, go to sleep, Go to sleep, go to sleep, go to sleep, Go back to sleep Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow Go back to sleep Go back to sleep Count bodies like sheep, like sheep, like sheep, like sheep, like sheep, like sheep (Go back to sleep) Go back to sleep Count bodies like sheep, like sheep, like sheep, like sheep, like sheep, like sheep (Go back to sleep) Go back to sleep Count bodies like sheep to the rhythm of the war drums (Go back to sleep) Go back to sleep Count bodies like sheep to the rhythm of the war drums (Go back to sleep) Go back to sleep Count bodies like sheep to the rhythm of the war drums (Go back to sleep) Go back to sleep I’ll be the one to protect you from your enemies and all your demons I’ll be the one to protect you from a will to survive and a voice of reason I’ll be the one to protect you from your enemies and your choices, son They’re one in the same I must isolate you Isolate and save you from yourself
