Customer:
I bought the super fast highest tier internetz from my internet company and I still have no wifi signal, it’s only one bar.
Agent:
Your wifi signal strength and your internet speed are two different things, We can work on options that would help you; such as an wifi extender, and or better placement of your wifi router to get better wifi signal strength to your devices.
Customer:
I know my wifi signal and internet speed are two different things!!! I bought faster internet tho and I still don’t have better wifi signal!
Agent:

True Story.