“Ever tried hiding in a bathtub with a frying pan? Works like a charm, trust me.” 🛁🍳

“Found a glitch where you can ride a floating care package into the sunset. It’s a wild ride, literally.” 🌅📦

“Whisper ‘winner winner chicken dinner’ to your phone three times before a match for good luck. Or maybe just for fun. Who knows?” 🍗🏆