“Ever tried hiding in a bathtub in PUBG? Not recommended, but hey, it’s a strategy.” 🛁🔫

“Sometimes the best loot is found in the most unexpected places, like inside a random bush or underneath a bridge. Stay weird, my friends.” 🌳🌉

“Who needs a scope when you have the power of imagination? Just squint really hard and pretend you’re zoomed in. It works, trust me.” 👀✨