Merch -> Absurd Stuff

I can't do shit like that on demand.

Laundry, Chores, Whatever. Nope.

Sweet but Savage

She’s Sweet but Savage!

Laundry is The Neverending Story of Adulting.

Laundry is terrible! It never ends! It’s an endless cycle, even the clothes on your back! Laundry is The Neverending Story of Adulting.

Not gunna lie, I'm not really impressed.

A super comfy and hoodie to snuggle up in. 

Absurd Hoodie

A super comfy and absurd hoodie to snuggle up in. 
The official hoodie of Absurd.link

Pink and Green Flower Mouse Pad

The Absurd Mousepad.
The official mousepad of Absurd.Link

Sweet but Psycho phone case

Being sweet but psycho is just a daily part of life. These cases fit all major brands. Snag for the sweet and psycho person in your life, or for your other self today!

Pink and Green Flower Mouse Pad

A beautiful flower mouse pad for the  only mouse you want scurrying around for your home or office!

 

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